If you been nice you get headpats by the holy hand

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.

for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus

A reaction that goes somewhere along the lines of HOLY OHHH

When a woman has her tongue, breasts, belly button, and clit all pierced.

When you eat out a Christian girl on her period (aka) her body is the bread and her blood is the wine.

When a bearded Jesus looking motherfucker takes a shit on your lawn like the annoying neighbours cat and just fucks off