A little shit cunt bastard prick who bears a stunning resemblence to a guinea pig or other small rodent
Ethan Holt: Your Dads Dead
by Oisin Colledge May 29, 2020
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An Estate located in a town called Oldham. Home to the biggest slags the world has ever seen. Has many nicknames within Oldham, including, 'the place Hitler forgot' and 'England's Chernobyll'. Holts Estate is the biggest processor of slags in the UK. Pretty poor area, home to chav's and raw bitches who will fuck anything with a pulse. If you pass through Holts in any form of vechicle then you must have your windows up, for fear of the radiation which has aqquired there.
Guy 1: You know where we are don't you?
Guy 2: Where England's Chernobyll?
Guy 1: Yup, The PLace Hitler Forgot Holts Estate
Guy 2: Maybe we can get a screw
Guy 1: Obviously we can, the fact we have shoelaces makes us the richest people for the next square kilometre.
by BolockFrog December 17, 2010
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A place where bitches start drama when you make eye contact with their man. Where the people are with IQ’s of two and weird kids run rampid.
Holt Highschool is a place where nicotine is smoked like drinking water.
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Super funny and literally friends with everyone

He only sends the most firey memes available.

An honorable delegate and valued member of the nonwhites, j. holt is a huge g

Loves juice wrld specifically on the song roses
Actually married to Matt Champion
j. holt sent me some fire memes, but I was listening to roses by juice wrld so he left to jump off a bridge
by nonwhites December 27, 2018
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a big smelly middle aged white man who smells like cheese whose surprisingly married and whose nipples poke out of his shirt every class
by flappy doo October 23, 2019
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Secretly Eminem the rapper in disguise as a blonde Australian mermaid obsessed with coffee bean and tim tams
"hey have you heard the song slim shady? yea it's so good... whos it by?"
"it's by Eminem but its actually by claire holt"
by Missy Caldwel February 26, 2021
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Jenna is amazing and great at almost everything she does. All the girls what to be her and all the guys want to be with her (and a few girls) Jenna is super rad and the only people who don't like her are just jealous.
"Hey, who is that sexy girl?"

"Hm. Oh, her? That's Jenna Holt. Isn't she cute?"

"Yeah I would tap that!"
by Bad Ass Hooker December 29, 2011
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