A theoretical storage device that a man tries to keep his cock in while out in a public place, intoxicated, and surrounded by pieces of ass. The device is located in a man's mind and keeps him from cheating on his girlfriend and avoiding guilt. The device usually always fails.(special thanks to Bobby C)
Cal tried as hard as he could to keep his cock in it's dong holster but he gave up after he met the 19-year old nursing student who wanted him to fuck her fartbox.
by tactash May 06, 2008
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Richard gear's hamster holster got set on fire when his partner tried to lure out the Hamster with a lit match
by burtnubbins August 26, 2009
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by Those.memess September 27, 2017
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by Vegas @ MIT February 15, 2003
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see cum dumpster. The talking part of a female (or male)'s face used to store cock for short amounts of time.
by redneck January 15, 2003
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someone who is a little bit more than a douchebag, but a little bit less than a douchefag. or, a holster that is used to contain cock.
by josh mcnugget December 04, 2007
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noun; a leather belt worn around the waist in which to "holster" a penis; used for quick draw applications, preferably in stereotypical old western scenarios.
by boone n\' friendz August 18, 2003
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