The act of penetrating a woman orally, anally, and vaginally at the same time.
When the gangbangers eventually tired of taking turns, they started a three hole punch.
by ImNG May 14, 2005
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to receive, or to give, oral, anal, and vaginal sex in one encounter
Hey Paul, "That chick was crazy....she let me give her a 3 hole punch last night."

But Bob, "The real question is did she go ass-to-mouth?"
by Hangin chad September 13, 2007
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To fuck a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time.
1:John and I 2-hole punched Jenna.

2:2-hole punching Zack's mom was great!
by Beeta Cheast September 24, 2009
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When A man copulates with a person's tracheal hole.
I gave that smoking bitch a Canadian Hole Punch, and filled her throat with hot steamy man chowder.
by Dirty Dal January 27, 2010
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1. An common office tool/school supply used to put three holes along one side of a piece of paper for easy insertion into a three-ring binder.

2. A sexual euphemism for copulating all three orifices of the female anatomy.
I gave your mom the ol' three-hole punch last night.
by K.O. Reilly May 08, 2006
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1. A commonplace piece of office equipment.

2. Mitt Romney's favorite sexual position.
Very often, women require a good old fashioned three-hole punch before they will fit into a binder.
by Harris Bergenstein October 17, 2012
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During a four-way sexual encounter involving three men and one woman, the act of triple-penetrating the woman.
Man we met this really freaky chick out last night and took her back to our hotel for the ole triple hole punch.
by WillB May 03, 2006
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