Addition to the 'squirrel grip' - which is inserting your thumb in a woman's vagina, and your index finger in her anus (other way around if she is in 'doggy' position)
The hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the anus and vagina. Therefore, every-time this woman shits in the future, she shits out her anus AND vagina.
The hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the anus and vagina. Therefore, every-time this woman shits in the future, she shits out her anus AND vagina.
"Man, I must have hole punched a bird last night, because she pushed out a chocolate baby in the morning"
by imaginative wal August 04, 2007
by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel May 08, 2007
by iamsecretsanta December 04, 2009
by Chris O'Neill June 06, 2007
when someone shoots themselves in the head with two guns at the same time, one on one temple and one on the other temple. the bullets meet in the center and explode
that guy killed himself, two hole punch style.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.
by StepOFFGeorge April 06, 2013
A messy game of chance where everyone in an office refuses to empty a hole punch, resulting in it eventually bursting open and spilling small paper discs over the floor. The person using the hole punch at the time has to clean up
A: I need to file these papers but I know the hole punch is fit to burst.
B: Hole punch roulette proving too hot for you? No prob bro, I hide a spare in my draw.
B: Hole punch roulette proving too hot for you? No prob bro, I hide a spare in my draw.
by Drnooooooooooooooo March 14, 2010
dude, i totally was about to get laid last night but apparently she didnt wanna hole-punch the vcard. she wants to wait.
by Mike Charudo August 01, 2008

