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Verb - the act of accidentally pushing your finger through toilet paper while wiping your ass and shooting it up your own rectum.
While aggressively trying to clean up the remnants of a vicious corn chowder dump, I accidentally hole punched my finger through the toilet paper and jammed it up my own ass.
by Cooches Inc. June 23, 2020
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The sexual act in which two individuals rub their butt holes together in a rhythmic fashion . See also: Butt scissoring.
I would like to hole punch my partner later today.
Zach and Joe engaged in an epic round of holepunching.
Zach and Joe engaged in an epic round of holepunching.
by runswithscissor August 07, 2019
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Addition to the 'squirrel grip' - which is inserting your thumb in a woman's vagina, and your index finger in her anus (other way around if she is in 'doggy' position)
The hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the anus and vagina. Therefore, every-time this woman shits in the future, she shits out her anus AND vagina.
The hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the anus and vagina. Therefore, every-time this woman shits in the future, she shits out her anus AND vagina.
"Man, I must have hole punched a bird last night, because she pushed out a chocolate baby in the morning"
by imaginative wal August 04, 2007