A gay atheist

Holden has a 0.000000001 mm wang. he is a wanghead. Nobody likes him and he is loud. You know he comes for dat booty

A person that is a major SPED and is fine with terrible grades and a terrible catchphrase like "I play defense."

He is very open minded yet he is very ugly and shy! He cannot get a date since everybody hates him!

A Holden is usually a jerk to most people around him. He hooks up with many girls and will probably cheat on you if you date him. He is so dirty it makes the air feel gross. And he will do anything to get to you.

A shorty.