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Term used to define any sort of small baby doll, of varying size.

The act of grasping an individual, usually of the opposite sex, in a manner that denotes the possibility of a sexual encounter in the near future.

The extreme difference in definitions, however, are based upon the same phrase for which it is uttered.
I’m going to hold’ju baby we are going to have a tea party

Last night I had this bitch in my hold'ju. She got away from me though.
by gammadelta1 October 01, 2007
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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