when you wait for your friend to be concentrating really hard on something or deep into a conversation, then you pull out your penis, put it in his hand, and say "hold this".
"Hey Ted, hold this!"
"No problem man...
Wait, what the fuck?"
"HA!"
by deeshit January 26, 2008
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When you're making a phone call in New York City, this phrase usually means that the person on the other line isn't putting you on hold to help you, but to either talk to another customer or to make a personal call.
Hold on...(you're waiting ten minutes on the phone)...
(10 minutes later)...Sorry to keep you waiting. Your Edvard Grieg orchestral works box set hasn't come in yet.
by pentozali February 14, 2011
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in gimme my gots she says hold it as in your bending down waiting for a boy to come hump/fuck you
person 1: OUUUUU hold it
person 2: *bends down *
by ThtOne1Girlll April 09, 2017
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To possess drugs that yo' want to sell.
"Know anyone 'holding' tonight?"
by Diego August 31, 2003
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A word which is often used for saying goodbye
Tyrone silently utteredhold it’ as he left Shaniques house after visiting her grandad
by Hussssssssssssss July 07, 2020
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When one holds in a fart (squeeze the butt cheeks); often times to avoid embarrassment.
If your hold in fails you must result to a ghost fart.

I was in school holding in all day, then finally I unloaded my explosion at home.
by Pete Wheeler December 24, 2007
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v. to regard with inappropriately high esteem. Meant to conjure the image of the object's testicles being cradled by the subject, casting homoerotic aspersions on the latter.
by bigstig January 09, 2008
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