When someone in Texas comes to a dead stop in the middle of the freeway for no reason.
Ah dang it Bertha, slow down!! There’s a Texas Hold Up
by cuevasdemurcialagos August 30, 2019
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a pressure point exploited by the germans while transporting prisioners in ww2. The german hold is exicuted by simultaniously pulling someone's ear with the thumb and forefinger while simultanoiusly driving another digit into the space were someones ear and jaw meet. It is known for causing extream pain in those who incorrectly try to excape, forcing them to move with the person exicuting the hold.
The german hold hurts like hell. I used it on my brother once to get him out of my room.
This movie was used to force many people into their "quarters" during ww2
by rtb567 February 17, 2008
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The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.
Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."

Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"
by Dirty Flirty Dave March 08, 2019
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A sexual activity in which the man performs the helicopter upon ejaculation, causing his seed to spray all over the walls and ceiling. Then, once he has finished, he picks up the lady, and eats her out while she sits on his shoulders. During this time, the woman licks his semen AKA "paint" off of the walls and ceiling.
"Man, Joey, I was with Felicia the other night, and we finally did the painter's hold! It was the best time ever!"
by turbosmoothie June 23, 2018
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When someone is just too cool to be in a long lasting relationship with someone else and the other person cannot handle their coolness so they have to let go of them
Example 1:

"I think he's not interested me cause I'm just too cold to hold, he can't deal with it"

Example 2:

"Hey so remember the guy I was seeing, he kinda stopped talking to me all of a sudden, I don't get why"

"Girl!! Don't worry about it, you're just TOO COLD TO HOLD!!! It's not your fault if you're this cool! His loss"
by siennasmoke February 19, 2021
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An order that tells soldiers to only open fire when attacked or on command
The sergeant ordered his men to go weapons hold
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A time when your wife is mad at you for whatever reason she is going to hold out the pussy until she feels you deserve it again.
My wife Mary Was pissed at me! I was like damn "wife holding out the pussy"! It will be a month before she gives up the pussy!
by T DogBone May 28, 2021
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