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A sadist with the looks of a pedophile. Somehow, it's a person, but not human. They can often be symbolized by a swollen phallus. He doesn't ever seem happy, but has the fattest ego around usually, and wants to raise a superior race. Somehow securing a high position of sorts. jeremy holcomb is a generic name for this animal.
"Holcomb, damn. That guy. My gf was shook after her meeting with him. It was just a field trip to college! We're not even 15 yet. He's a dIrEctOr??? Looks more like a pedophile to me. Oh wait - actually he's probably a Dicktator. Makes sense."
by hikosho February 10, 2019
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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holcomb is an alien creature. it is a person with no sense of style or hairstyles. they drive a prius while drag racing in it. holcomb represents a bumble bee with a dagger through it while bleeding. he has a dog usually named kara not always though. josh holcomb is a usual name for the creature because that is their leader.
holcomb is driving his prius to meet his dog an alien tribe.
by priuslover101 December 31, 2011
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When your have less then 1 second to cum. In fact you estimate you have .6 seconds to cum and you shoot all over her.

Named after Sergeant Holcomb who shot a 14 year old boy who was playing with a BB gun in an abandoned houses backyard.
Oh baby I'm so close... keep going... Holcomb *then you jizz all over her*
by DD double d July 30, 2019
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