When you have to take a shit so bad, and so large that it starts occasionally peeking out of your butthole. This usually occurs when your diet is mostly composed of meat. Not to be confused with prairie doggin' it, ground hoggin' it is much larger than prairie doggin'.

When you are spanked with a bundle of bacon that looks like a cat whip.

An activity that typically involves plenty of beer on ice, a jacked-up four-wheel-drive truck, country music blaring, and a field of some sort after a big rain, sending mud flying as the driver plows through the field with reckless abandon.

while fucking your chick,put her ankles to her ears,open it wide and pound it,then proceed to sqeal and grunt like a boar..

Going to the bar's with your buddies, and placeing bet's on who will get the most fat chicks phone numbers. There is also a prize for nastest hog and biggest hog (blue ribbon hog's is the term we use). On the onset of going out you must all decide a friends, number and name, you will all use as your own. (We use mostly the skinnest of the crew; who is not going out with us that night.)

When a person gets jealous when another person is talking to their friend and trying to get closer to them. Even though this person also talks to other people to but make it so their friends can only be exclusive to them and talk to no one but them.

The act of stretching your piss hole over a fire hydrant.