SWAT Hog is the name given to the current leader of the SWAT team. Well endowed, he is the epitome of a man. He is a well learned gentleman with a vast knowledge on everything from glory holes to cold calling. He once cold called President Trump and convinced him to implement glory holes along the US/Mexican border wall.
"I just had sex with SWAT Hog, I have never been so satisfied in my life."
by bustingdown August 30, 2018
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Picture a naked Winston Churchill with a vagina... unibrow and flannel is optional.
"Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent" - aerosmith - sweet emotion
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A man with obvious genital herpes, who nonetheless attempts to seduce women and engage in unprotected sexual intercourse.

Not to be confused with Warthog the amazing air plane model.
"That pig just asked me if I wanted to come back to his room"

"He's worse than a pig, I heard that he's a wart hog"
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To use bacon grease in place of lube. A slippery bacony treat.
Yo I totally just slippery hogged her booty

Did you have sex? Yeah we slippery hogged.

Why does it smell like bacon? We slippery hogged.
by B-Rice March 29, 2014
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A hairy penis.

This isn't just a thick bush, it's a properly hair-covered Italian sausage.
The sex scenes between Beauty and the Beast in this book I'm reading, include a lot of references to the Beast's 'shaggy hog'.
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International Pig of Mystery whose powers include skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time putting on weight.
"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve world hunger."

"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
by International Pig of Mystery September 19, 2013
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