by Life’s Key March 22, 2018
Overbearing mouthbreather. Delusional expert of nothing. Time waster. Incapable of doing anything himself.
by Hofflover01 February 06, 2015
Clever, kind, and honest.
A Hoffman is a person of with morals of the highest caliber and devilishly good looks.
A Hoffman is a person of with morals of the highest caliber and devilishly good looks.
"Hey do you want to hang out with Hoffman" -Chuck
"Hey you know better than to hassel the hoff" -Bill
"Hey you know better than to hassel the hoff" -Bill
by jack_hoffman April 30, 2012
A hoffman can be described as a douchebag,jackass,asshole,loser, jerks etc
They act very rude towards others and can be easily angered. They are very hot-headed so don't piss one off unless you're doing it for fun which most people do anyways. Even apologizing to a hoffman will result in the hoffman throwing a fit at you for what you've done to them.
They are very inept.
They're fun to mess with, but hoffmans will end up with no or few friends because of their behaviour which most people sorry for(not really).
They act very rude towards others and can be easily angered. They are very hot-headed so don't piss one off unless you're doing it for fun which most people do anyways. Even apologizing to a hoffman will result in the hoffman throwing a fit at you for what you've done to them.
They are very inept.
They're fun to mess with, but hoffmans will end up with no or few friends because of their behaviour which most people sorry for(not really).
Dylan: wtf, y u spill coke over my fukin pants feggit!
Peter: Dude, I'm sorry, I'll get you another coke for free as an apology
Dylan: hey fuk tht shiet man!!!1 i want 2 get myself my own coke and not 1 from u fag.
Peter: Whatever, I'm leaving , hoffman.
Peter: Dude, I'm sorry, I'll get you another coke for free as an apology
Dylan: hey fuk tht shiet man!!!1 i want 2 get myself my own coke and not 1 from u fag.
Peter: Whatever, I'm leaving , hoffman.
by Saanzan August 03, 2010
Joe: Hey bro, there's a new type of Haaaairy-win on the market called "Hoffman", supposedly it's great shiz!.
Jim: Imma try it bra!.
(Later that night... **DEAD**)
Jim: Imma try it bra!.
(Later that night... **DEAD**)
by RedSandDuster February 05, 2014
The term used for seat cover replacement in a car, due to over abundance of gaseous expulsions from the tail pipe; usually caused from excessive adult beverages.
by Rose E. Rump October 16, 2006