passionately possessive over your food

A filler for any word in the world.

An ingrown hair on the asshole.

The awkward moment of miscommunication when trying to pass someone on the street. This resulting in you both parties moving in the same direction to try and avoid bumping into each other. This action is repeated several times.

A word to use in awkward situations to make others feel uncomfortable and confused.

When you are walking towards some one and you both obstruct each other’s way several times - hoffling.

Mark Thompson & Ashley Adams 2007