Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?
Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.
Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.
by Tyney August 04, 2009
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A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.
As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.
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She led a group of riders today on a 30-mile run, enjoying hoffing all those riding behind her in tandem.
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