Urban Dictionary: Hoes and Crackers

What you say when you cant swear or cuss but really want to. Like "mother fucker" but cleaner for grandmas soul.

Faith *Dies in video game*
OH "hoes and crackers"

Child *Stubbs toe*
HoEs and CraCkERz

1. A slutty white chick

2. One who cracks farming hoes

1. Lindsey Lohan is a Hoe Cracker.

2. The person who broke that guy's hoe was a Hoe Cracker.

by Corrad September 22, 2005