Urban Dictionary: Hoenuts

Some 9 year old girls who support a groomer.

Zoe Laverne is an ugly female dog.

Zonuts suck.

Lets' call them Hoenuts!!!

by In ZoeLaGroomers Basement! April 08, 2021

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Not a real thing it’s zonut snot hoenuts ok zoe did nothing wrong so everyone needs to calm down and stop

Hoenuts don’t exist. It’s not hoenuts it’s zonuts

by Not showing my name soz February 09, 2021

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immature kids who stan zoe laverne and are clowns.

boy: who likes zoe laverne?
girl: hoenuts

by blacknailpolish December 15, 2019

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Hoenut is the term that a hater uses towards Zoe Laverne’s Fandom calles “zonuts”. People also call them “toenuts”.

Hey look it’s the “Hoenut!”

by Lia Alvarez January 15, 2021

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a slur against zonuts (zoe laverne fans)

zonutphobe: hoenut!!!
woke person: you cant say that you're not a zonut
zonutphobe: im sorry *cries*
nonzonut: i forgive you
woke person: YOU CANT FORGIVE THEM YOU ARE NOT A ZONUT

by ohmhygod February 05, 2021

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A crazy hoe too crazy to fuck again.

This hoenut wont leave now! I'm scared she might kill me if I sleep with her again.

by Newinhuman April 07, 2018

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When you glaze a doughnut hoe

I turned your mom into a glazed hoenut.

by Arodgers2000 November 23, 2019

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