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Feminist triggered by whatever triggers feminists (aka anything at all).
James: I liked Scarlett Johansson better with red hair.

Anita: Listen here, you scumbag cis white male human garbage.... don't body shame Scarlet Johansson for not having red hair.

Carl to James: Wow, Anita really is a triggered hoeflake, isn't she?
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A tourist to sub-orbital or orbital space, through commercial space flight programs.
Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson alongside their crew became the first astrotourists, while visiting sub-orbital space in July 2021
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1. Someone who has a large number of sexual partners but is sensitive about the topic.

2. Someone who is prolific on dating apps but flakes after they jack off.
1. Lashonda is such a hoeflake, I had to drive her to the clinic and lend her $15 dollars for a test because her parents look at her bank account

2. Michael is such a hoeflake. We’ve been talking since last summer but he has yet to actually stick it in.
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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