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Adjective
A garden supply that gets around, and can be described at a fat cow.

Noun
A living object that gets around and doesn't care about their size.
Adjective
"Wow look at Alex. He's such a hoeffer."

Noun
"Look at that large Hoeffer"
by Paperclips14 June 08, 2014
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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