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A dramatically shrunken male genitalia.
Holy crap this water is freezing it's giving me a hoefer.
by Dustin March 08, 2005
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Jun 25 Word of the Day
When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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the name used to refer to your large/fat/overweight/obese ho-ish or a complete ho friend male or female
by kaci scroggins January 08, 2009
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