Jul 14 Word of the Day
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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When you throw a prostitute to the ground just after killing her.

And by prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus.
I just performed the Hoedown Throwdown
by Spockling September 21, 2010
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When a man pays for prostitution (hoe), throws her on to his car (throw) and goes down. By prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus, and by man, I mean a 30 year old who goes to her shows, front stage to try and catch a glimpse of underage Disney paradise
Mike: Hey man, I went to a Miley gig and saw something special during the hoedown throwdown! When she "country-fied" it. I blew my load
Greg: Dude, you're like 30, she's like 12! Now give me my pizza and fuck off to your basement.
by Conrad The Amazer November 16, 2009
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when one girl (usually a nina) fucks the shit out a guy (usually a duque) until his dick falls off....then the girl will usually eat it.
by fubbafubbacubba April 14, 2009
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When u and all yo frands go out and get the hoe and harvest your wheat for the season at a garden party
Man me and my mates are gonna go hoedown throwdown at Sally's garden party wanna join??
by scusemebiatch October 30, 2016
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