A song that an otherwise respectable female can claim as hers and use as an excuse to let loose her inner hoe for the entire duration of that particular song. When announcing 'this is my hoe song' when the particular song comes on, it is implied that the person you are for the next 2-3 minutes is in fact NOT the person you actually are, and any judgement from your sorroundings will thus be unjust.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.