Alpha aggressor in school and in the locker room... usually a bully and a douchebag... tries to be cool and exhibits external toughness and masculinity... Tends to wear a backwards tilted hat, sweatpants and joggers and athletic-related shirts... also a fuckboy and often a star athlete... generally very popular and only truly liked by his guy friends, hated by a lot of kids... the type of kid that hurts people but other athletes want to be

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

That douche who thinks he is better than everyone else because he plays hockey. He typically has religiously kept flow, which he thinks attracts the puck sluts.