a can of dip.(Dipping tobacco) due to its resemblance to the can.
i dip 1 hockey puck a day.
by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009
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When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.
My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)
by killerrabbit123 December 14, 2011
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Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.

Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.
Jean Paul Aller is a perfect example of a Hockey Puck Dick. Jean Paul Aller has a Hockey Puck Dick
by seminole10or December 14, 2010
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A flavour of civic nationalism that Canadian & American globalist sell to the ethnic, religious, and gender fluid mosaic of tax payers known as Canadian citizens.
“You Brits get sold Bulldog nationism eh? O ya we leafs get something similar “hockey puck nationalism” don’t ya know”

“You heard? Next olympics is in Beijing eh, perfect symbolism. Hockey Puck Nationalism: Design in an American corporate office, Made in China. Like all the medical equipment we needed during the rona virus.”
by North Americana Britiania March 22, 2020
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