1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive

2- A pit bull with makeup

Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.

the act of texting people while you are pooping

A Northwest-dwelling conservative female who oversees a low-density clan, votes against abortion, for bridges to nowhere, and takes kids to the rink. On occasion is selected as vice-president nominee.

Right wing, religious, creationist, nut job. Is anti-abortion, anti-drugs, anti-animal conservation and anti-same sex marriage but loves the freedom of being able to bear arms.

A Soccer Mom with fewer teeth and permanent pokies.

Sarah Palin’s folksy, self-proclaimed description of herself, followed by her assertion that the only difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull is lipstick – therefore publicly admitting that she walks on four legs, has eight nipples, a tail and greets her friends by sniffing their assholes. (And within the Tea Party, that’s a whole lot of sniffing!)

some cute word that stemmed off of soccer mom, probably because gov. sarah palin lives on a block of ice.