Hocker, meaning to hack some shit up and spit.

A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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Similar to a "tool," a hocker is a loser or a jerk. While the word itself is not all that offensive, it is certainly derogatory. Calling someone a hocker denotes displeasure that is often coupled with a lack of respect for that person. Essentially, calling someone a hocker indicates disdain and a feeling of superiority to that person.

The hocker is a sexual position whereas a female (or male if you are into that sort of thing) is laying on her/his back on a bed or other raised platform, with their head falling off the edge, and you, standing insert your penis into their open mouth at the same time cutting off their air stream by letting your ball sac cover their nostrils–as you proceed with a rhythmic pumping motion-which leads to a sound resembling a "hock-hock"

A hooker or slut who enjoys hockey.

Bone Hocker