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hockaday is the ninth circle of hell as detailed in Dante's Inferno
you should be writing your jrp but you're here
good luck fam
"FML DR CRANFILL B++"
"sage took away the froyo machine at hockaday."
"hockaday is hell."
by jtbyebyebye October 16, 2016
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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An all-girls independent preparatory school for PK-12 located in Texas.
Hockaday was founded in 1913 by Miss Ela Hockaday.
by Hockadaisy February 01, 2010
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"I go to smart people school."
"HOCKADAY IS SMART PEOPLE SCHOOL IDIOT."
"Nah, that's lesbian school."
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by andundy October 17, 2019
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A great school that eveyone thinks is a whorehouse. The girls there are WRONGFULLY called Hockawhores. Peperatary school in Dalllas, Texas.
Greenhill girl: Oh my gosh! Have you seen those Hockawhores! They are so stuck up and rich!

Hockaday Student: You're such a hockaday wannabe!
by RAMDOMPERSON69 January 07, 2011
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An elite college prep school located in the heart of Dallas, TX. Here girls are well versed in etiquette, poise, literature, the sciences and social sciences alike, imported luxury vehicles, louis vuitton, bottega veneta, jimmy choo, christian louboutin, and that the lovely stylists at Frederic Fekkai in Highland Park Village are blessed to touch their "down and darling" locks. If you are looking for the breeding ground for the junior league, and Dallas Symphony Debutante's you have found the right place! Most of these girls hail from Preston Hollow or Highland Park, since despite the heavy taxation, their parents still elect to send them to a $20,000/yr high-school. Among their impeccable taste, about thirty percent of any graduating class will attend an ivy league or equivalent (ie Stanford), and 60% will attend a top 50 university. These exquisite ladies are often targets of jealousy from many women at local schools (Greenhill, ESD, Highland Park, the others are just not worth recognizing) and thus have been called "Hockawhores." GO DAISIES!
That Hockaday Hockawhore just got a new Mercedes AND an ostrich birkin, I can't believe that! She is such a bitch...
by sorocialite101 June 22, 2011
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Hockaday is a school located in Dallas Texas and is an all girls private school. The tuition gets higher each year you move up which starts at $25,000/yr. There is a boarding part where boarders live all school year around.
Pros: It is a very prestigious school that educates their students. The 4 cornerstones Ela Hockaday put in place are courtesy, character, athletics, and something else.
Cons: In some teacher's rooms there are political party signs. There are a lot of favorite being chosen and some teachers in the 8th Grade English department are racial to their students.
Hockaday is an amazing school
by hday24 February 12, 2020
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