Urban Dictionary: Hobknocker

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A word used to describe unspeakable things made up by wade Collins in an episode of i Carly

Carly: what is a hobknocker
Sam *whispers in carlys ear*
Carly: ew that’s gross
Sam: and illegal

by Heyyitsme October 23, 2019

May 11 Word of the Day

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

All right, why don’t you just compost me?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020

A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door

by TH1RTE3N June 06, 2013

Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.

by scenesinner February 07, 2009

someone who knocks your hobs

by bigtiddykim March 04, 2017

when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.

the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.

by jamie love pie! February 08, 2009

To hit someone in the face with the penis.

He was a real hobknocker!