1. A Transformer that is made of hair. Hobbitus Prime's stealth form is a toupee. In combat, he transforms into a Sasquatch-like creature composed entirely of hair. He fights for body hair everywhere.
Hobbitus Prime crushed Niggatron with a mighty blow from his hairy fist.
"Body hair is the right of all sentient beings."
"Body hair is the right of all sentient beings."
by theblackdog December 15, 2008
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