A nerd whose head is filled with useless knowlegde about the Lord of The Rings-Books especially details about the hobbit characters.

First known use was in the South Park episode S17E10 "The hobbit".
Kanye West: Kim does not turn blue when goblins are around, so she is no hobbit.
Pope Francis: The hobbit doesn't turn blue around goblins, just his sword does.
Kanye West: Man, get the fuck out of here, you hobbit triva bitch!
by mastermo316 July 30, 2018
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Someone, who never ever left the shire... gandolf would never chose such a person.
Half a hobbit never ever held my precious...
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Never ever left the shire, gandolph would never ever choose them to save the world...
Half a hobbit is the best insult ever, I will scream it from heaven or hell ... and you never had my precious because golaum was better looking
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To 'release the hobbit' is to sexually climax
I'm going out with Meghan tonight, after dinner she's gonna come over and help me release the hobbit
by ReindeerGames July 20, 2010
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To stick one's hairy toes up one's partner's bum.
If you're gonna try both, always do the hobbit before the reverse hobbit, never vice versa.
by penelope pythagorus February 03, 2016
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someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.
Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
by DStar75 February 16, 2011
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