someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.
Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
by DStar75 February 16, 2011
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To 'release the hobbit' is to sexually climax
I'm going out with Meghan tonight, after dinner she's gonna come over and help me release the hobbit
by ReindeerGames July 20, 2010
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To stick one's hairy toes up one's partner's bum.
If you're gonna try both, always do the hobbit before the reverse hobbit, never vice versa.
by penelope pythagorus February 03, 2016
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A drama free being that just likes to eat, chill, enjoy good food, and craves high quality sexual encounters.

Great food, sex, and parties are the vibe. Basically where we all aspire to make it. Extra points for reaching this level before you are old as fuck.
"Now that Jen left that loser, she is happy, healthy, and stress free. She has achieved true sex hobbit status."
by Ms. Jenigma June 21, 2021
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Someone, who never ever left the shire... gandolf would never chose such a person.
Half a hobbit never ever held my precious...
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Never ever left the shire, gandolph would never ever choose them to save the world...
Half a hobbit is the best insult ever, I will scream it from heaven or hell ... and you never had my precious because golaum was better looking
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