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Offensive term for a small gay person, derived from the JRR Tolkein book Lord of the Rings in which sam and frodo seem to become rather fond of one another...
Dwarfism + Gay bar = Hobbit
by NakedSnake March 05, 2005
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A pocket-sized runt with humongous feet. Ears which are pointy, this suggests that Hobbits were actually meant to be elves ...but whoever created these creatures appearently ran out of material.
Legolas is one elf short of a Hobbit.
by Tressia June 07, 2004
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Hobbit, v: to bring futile and destructive industrial action at the last minute.
It would be reassuring if the Council of Trade Unions would confirm now that it will not Hobbit the Rugby World Cup.
by GollumMyPrecioooouuuuus October 27, 2010
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A non-marijuana-smoking person who supports pot smokers.
Eric: He hangs out with all the Ents and yet he doesn't smoke...

Bob: Yeah, his a Hobbit.
by Meatloaf_King October 30, 2011
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- an imaginary being similar to a person but smaller and with hairy feet; invented by J.R.R. Tolkien

- Ted Thomaidis

(noun)
"You better not be calling me a HOBBIT!!"
by The Hobbit @ GMAIL May 01, 2008
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a very mysterious creature who lacks height, b-balls skills, and has a hard time attarcting the opposite sex. A hobbit also has very hairy legs and feet. Most hobbits have anger issues which usually are dealt with by playin an extensive amount of video games. They have very large heads and small short bodies and arms. Hobbits are also characterized by there lack of friends, especially female friends because of hobbits tendencies to live by themselves or with a close homosexual lover. Most hobbits reside in certain valleys or hills
james is a hobbit because he is short, hairy, and loves screaming.
by tha awesomeness September 06, 2005
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