a stupid fucking whore that does nothing but fuck ugly ass guys for weed and claims she’s pregnant all the time. she thinks she can take everyone’s man with her rat face and she thinks she can whoop everyone. she’s also the biggest crack whore in kentucky. ima show this destiny bitch she can’t whoop shit😂🙏🏽
destiny hobbs is a whore.
by dickslayer420 February 24, 2019
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Jesus or an Orgasm in a book. The closest equivalent of this is sex or bingeing on several pounds of chocolate, cookie dough, McDonalds, and several joints.
Never argue with a six year old who shaves.
by purple jesus June 19, 2005
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When one has the flu, it is the act of throwing up and experiencing explosive diarrhea at the exact time.
Les: Hey, why wasn't Paige in school today?

Alyssa: She was fine yesterday, but when she woke up today she had the Holly Hobb's.
by Deadeye Dmo November 04, 2009
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Fabulous man, still a cunt though. He is a smart, swaggy kid but should fucking die.
Total fucking scrub
My best mate is such a James Hobbs ;)
by cheekycunt6969 April 20, 2015
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Usually when a male (but can be a female I guess)is wearing boxers on a hot day, and the sweat from his ass saturates the boxers to the point that it makes it extremely uncomfortable to walk normally. It causes the individual to engage in a form of hobbling, hence "hobbs" ass.
"Dude, I had to run a mile wearing jeans and boxers and now I got the worse case of Hobbs Ass.
by Woody14898 December 20, 2006
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