The direct transformation of a store purchased sandwich into a rounded, thick necked turd shaped like a hoagie.
How are as the sandwich I bought you from Subway, Brendan? Thanks Mary, It didn’t last long and created a wipe free toilet hoagie.
by Mcleodlaw December 15, 2018
by KFED April 17, 2006
Pulling a hoagie is defined as, saying you will be back in a few minutes during a Skype call, online video game or any other way of communicating with friends over the internet; then either coming back about two hours or more later; To pull a hoagie one can also never come back.
Example 1:
Person one: Did you hear Jeffery's dad pulled a hoagie on him?
Person two: Yeah he never shuts up about it.
Person one: Can you blame him? It must have been very traumatic.
Example 2:
Person one: I can't believe he pulling a hoagie during our raid!
Person two: Yeah I know! Shittiest healer ever!
Person one: Did you hear Jeffery's dad pulled a hoagie on him?
Person two: Yeah he never shuts up about it.
Person one: Can you blame him? It must have been very traumatic.
Example 2:
Person one: I can't believe he pulling a hoagie during our raid!
Person two: Yeah I know! Shittiest healer ever!
by Blitzmus February 21, 2015
Jon: Did you hear about that kid Logan, he masturbated using a hoagie.
Steve: That kid is a hoagie fucker.
Steve: That kid is a hoagie fucker.
by TProds July 02, 2010
A homosexual male by the name of Logan. He gained this name after sticking his penis in a hoagie and sending pictures of it to multiple people.
by J-MBD August 03, 2010
A white bread sandwich, with the middle being another piece of white bread. Mike Pence gave it the name "The Devil's Hoagie".
by bossofcreepers20 December 04, 2017
I believe it was actually the USA olympic team that was the gold medal team, nonetheless it was definately the delictable hoagies that fueled their olympic success
by Tim Lanni February 21, 2006