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A person of very great intellect, carrying massive amounts of "weight" in his pants (If you catch my drift).
With his great fashion sense and charisma he beats other people with his massive cocks, yes you heard me right, multiple.

He enjoys freestyling, and thinks his rap game is on point. He enjoys playing violent and graphic hentai VR games and Minecraft.
"Omg that guy's dick is so incredibly large, he's such a Hjalte. I am edging currently"
"Omg same, I am incredibly moist"
by Bigdicknibba2008 December 11, 2019
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When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.

No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
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A humungus person with a great sense of fashion and music. He exclusively listens to rap and actually freestyles in his free time.

He enjoys slapping people with his immense package (I'm talking about his massive cocks, yes multiple.)
"That guy's such a Hjalte, MMmmm"
"I'm so moist, because of that thicc Hjalte"
by Bigdicknibba2008 December 11, 2019
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Dude who randomly reads german poems out loud
Hey i dare you to do a Hjalte

is that a Hjalte? no just Goethe
by The German boy February 07, 2013
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A friend you know, who is secretly a ninja. He will deny that he is a ninja, what ever you say
You: Hey Hjalte. Are you a ninja?

Friend: no... no im not
by ahkkha June 05, 2019
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Hjalte is your friend who is a master ninja. He may say that's he is not, but deep down you know it's true
You: hey are you a ninja?!

Hjalte: ehhhhhhhhhh, No! no im not.
by ahkkha June 03, 2019
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