Extremely sexy and handsome male. Usually has a huge dick and a very muscular body. The Hjalmar is often seen in company of multiple women, and is a frequent smoker of weed and other drugs. Studies have also shown that the Hjalmar is addicted to playing bass heavy music at obnoxiously high volumes, much to the irritation of the people around him. A Hjalmar is also very wealthy, and often owns a lot of expensive items such as branded clothing and high-end electronic devices.

A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."

Network engineer for all the rare woodland creatures, north of the boarder, usually found around the Niagara falls region driving a pimped out corvette. Be cautious when confronting the "hjalmar" his bite is mightier than his bark.

Hjalmar is an idiot and he is a bad streamer, he is not very handsome, and very stupid.

A guy who like's to watch porn on his spare time and play. Hjalmar likes to listen to slot of shit bands like iron maiden and Sabaton.In school he's often alone and doesn't do that much.

Hes only friends are racoons thats a fact and has been proven by elon musk.
He and his racoons are also a part of a fashion show called "the racalmars"

Hjalmar is a really fat man with a very small penis, he has the weight as a fully grown pregnant horse and he looks like one too. Everyone who see Hjalmar on the street feels bad for his shoes because they will break. Hjalmar is gay with two guys, Kevin and Ali.