Extremely sexy and handsome male. Usually has a huge dick and a very muscular body. The Hjalmar is often seen in company of multiple women, and is a frequent smoker of weed and other drugs. Studies have also shown that the Hjalmar is addicted to playing bass heavy music at obnoxiously high volumes, much to the irritation of the people around him. A Hjalmar is also very wealthy, and often owns a lot of expensive items such as branded clothing and high-end electronic devices.
I fucked Hjalmar last night, his dick was huge!
If i could be anyone on earth, i would be Hjalmar.
Oh look, it´s Hjalmar, he´s sooo hot!
If i could be anyone on earth, i would be Hjalmar.
Oh look, it´s Hjalmar, he´s sooo hot!
by jimbo420 August 22, 2014
Network engineer for all the rare woodland creatures, north of the boarder, usually found around the Niagara falls region driving a pimped out corvette. Be cautious when confronting the "hjalmar" his bite is mightier than his bark.
by Aeroteck May 23, 2013
Hes only friends are racoons thats a fact and has been proven by elon musk.
He and his racoons are also a part of a fashion show called "the racalmars"
He and his racoons are also a part of a fashion show called "the racalmars"
by Hjalmars September 25, 2018
by HjalmarHater June 19, 2020
A guy who like's to watch porn on his spare time and play. Hjalmar likes to listen to slot of shit bands like iron maiden and Sabaton.In school he's often alone and doesn't do that much.
by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeetmaster69 January 14, 2020
Hjalmar are usually a pretty weird guy. Who is obsessed with cars and stuff like that. He is also kinda of a creep who looks at way too much porn.
by Hjallelmao222 February 15, 2018
Hjalmar is a really fat man with a very small penis, he has the weight as a fully grown pregnant horse and he looks like one too. Everyone who see Hjalmar on the street feels bad for his shoes because they will break. Hjalmar is gay with two guys, Kevin and Ali.
Hjalmar looks like a horse.
by Hjalmar April 21, 2019