by t.brann November 03, 2006
The act of being, or becoming, intoxicated by means of alcohol, pot, and other substances. Usually used in terms of excessive use or intoxication
Did you see billy at the party last night? He got so hizzed!!!!
Smoking twenty bowls got me pretty hizzed.
She's drinking so much; she's going to be hizzed.
Smoking twenty bowls got me pretty hizzed.
She's drinking so much; she's going to be hizzed.
by hizzbag November 22, 2010
Used colloquially to represent the idea of having many things to do; it is used in the place of "shit to do" rather you have "hizz to bizz." Orgins of this phrase stem from the phrase "Hoes to Bang" thus became "Hizz to Bizz."
Jerry: Dan do you want to go do something or get something to eat?
Dan: Sorry dude I've got hizz to bizz.
Dan: Sorry dude I've got hizz to bizz.
by Dee Max August 23, 2006
by Kofi July 26, 2004
the act of ejaculating in your hand and before washing your hands you shake hands with everyone around you.
guy1:hi hey shake my hand.
guy2:why?
guy1:just do it.
guy2: OK
*shakes hand*
guy1:now smell your hand.
guy2:ohh ewww thats disgusting what is this
guy1:you dont wanna know *giggle*
guy1:HA you shook my hand and i just was hizzing
guy2:*pukes*
guy2:why?
guy1:just do it.
guy2: OK
*shakes hand*
guy1:now smell your hand.
guy2:ohh ewww thats disgusting what is this
guy1:you dont wanna know *giggle*
guy1:HA you shook my hand and i just was hizzing
guy2:*pukes*
by stalkingpigeon May 04, 2011