May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Hiwa is someone very kind very smart and very brave but he is also handsome and gets all the girls
Girl 1: look that guy just climed the neighbors roof to get those boys ball back hes so kind and barve

Girl 2: he looks handsome and smart to

Girl 1: yeah youre right hes name is hiwa for sure
by Hiwa May 16, 2020
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A Martin is someone who knows exactly what to say and when to say it. He makes his girl feel like she's the luckiest in the whole wide world. Always saying something cute to make you blush. He's one of those boys that your 11:11 wish is about. He's also extremely cute and has an amazing personality. He can always find a way to make you laugh.
Hiwa:) 😍
by Twiligt October 10, 2018
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