When a man receives an unsolicited anal probing from another man's thumb on the sporting field. Named after John Hopoate, an Australian NRL player.
Damn, we would have won if our captain hadn't been sent off for giving their defence a Hopoate Hitchhiker.
by toosoon July 12, 2009
"Dude that motha fucka farted back there but he still stinks up here"... "Yeah man, that was some hitchhiker fart shit".
by jon bausch August 31, 2005
by Team Maniche April 16, 2007
The act of giving fellatio (oral sex) while promptly sticking your thumb up the recipients asshole. (Can be used as a noun or verb)
by tweeny gorilla September 29, 2015
Unsolicited sexual favors from: a) a hitchhiker; b) anyone occupying the passenger seat of a moving motor vehicle.
I thought Carly and I were just friends; but when the sun set outside of Kansas City she went all Oklahoma Hitchhiker ALL OVER my junk.
by bergbachmetz August 10, 2010
The Angry Hitchhiker is a move used during sex by the man to stimulate his girl. It's done as the two are slipping into position to 69. It involves the man sticking his thumb in the vagina of his lady when her backside is exposed to him. The man then thrusts his thumb back and forth ferociously, just like a hitchhiker does when they are mad that they haven't received a ride yet. Typically happens when one honks or waves when going by the hitchhiker.
Adam and Sandra were getting it on. Adam suggested 69 and Sandra moved into position. When she got in place and was giving Adam head, Adam inserted his thumb into Sandra's pussy and gave her the Angry Hitchhiker. She sucked him off like never before.
by Robert MacDonald January 22, 2017
by Red Bearded Dragon January 03, 2016