when a dude is thinking of another dude while sticking his thumb up his ass.
i was hitchhiking in the shower.
by locksmith April 02, 2008
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To stick a thumb in the anus while jerking off.
I was jerking off and decided to hitchhike to speed things up.
by Mirtcs January 18, 2012
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When you're lying next to your partner (preferably when they are sleeping but awake works just as well) adjust your hand into the hitchhiker position (thumb up) and launch your thumb directly into their butthole. After insertion is complete, make sure to thank them for the ride ;)
While in the spooning position, Rafaela was sleeping and Sebastian gave her the midnight hitchhiker in order to wake her up so he could get another ride aka sit on his dick.
by Socratittiess February 05, 2010
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When your wife,girlfriend or significant other bends, over you sneak behind them. While they are bent over,go between their legs and using your hitchhiker thumb start from the crotch to the rear saying " Need a ride".
My wife got all excited because I gave her a Polish Hitchhiker when she wasn't expecting it.
by Mattslappy September 20, 2013
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1. When someone sticks their thumb up their own ass or someone else's ass.
2. To sit on one's thumb
I walked into my apartment the other day and caught my roommates performing dirtroad hitchhikers on eachother.
by T. Danza October 14, 2010
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The act of sticking ones thumb into the anal area of another person or perpetrator.
"The pit bull would not let go of my arm so I gave it the chocolate hitchhiker"

"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."

Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".
by Smozi1014 January 07, 2020
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A Reality Porn Site. Where Men In A Limo Pick Up Teen Hitchikers. And Talk Them Into Having Sex With Them
Yo Man Teen Hitchhikers Is My Favourite Porn Site
by Kevin69 May 23, 2006
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