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When someone you fancy spends the whole night out with you, but then at closing time jumps in a taxi with someone else.
She was a total bitch... I put in all the hard graft and then she totally hitchcocked me!
by witte_app January 31, 2011
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Hitchcock is a last-name meaning famous, gorgeous, and creative. As in Alfred Hitchcock. Anybody with this last name is an honor to know
Ms. Hitchcock is so creative and amazing!
by thabestt March 25, 2010
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When you have such a large erection that you don't need a belt because your pants are very hitched.
Man that girl is so hot! She gave me hitch-cock!
by N1k94 March 22, 2009
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The act of stealthily and creepily sneaking up on a female significant other or any female for that matter (if one is ultra weird and/or psychopathic) while she is in the shower and urninating on her. If this can be accomplished with the Psycho sound track playing in the background and in Norman Bates attire, the better.
"I totally hitchcocked the entire cheerleading team from the ventilation duct of the girl's locker room last Friday."

"Wow, that's pretty sweet, but speaking of, I hitchcocked your sister last weekend..and the weird part is I think she liked it."

"You Fucker, I'm so going to hitchcock all over your face!"

"Dude, you can't hitchcock another guy. That's just gay."
by Edward Vaginus Cullen November 22, 2009
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A verb, meaning to fly into a window, usually killing the bird involved. Derived from Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds", in which story crazy birds out to get people would dive bomb into walls or windows, often causing damage.
Whoah, a bird totally just hitchcocked the hell out of himself on my window
by JimmyJr May 13, 2006
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Derived from the words 'hitch' (meaning 'limp') and 'cock' (not a rooster), is a synonym of the term limp dick.
The word around school is that he's a bit of a hitch cock.
by godnalor April 28, 2010
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