to get married, thus surrendering all power and control to the woman like a trailer being "hitched" to the back of a powerful and all-controlling tow truck
"Hey Uncle Jim, do you know where Uncle Dave is? The game's starting soon..."
"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."
"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."
"You've been raised well kid."
"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."
"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."
"You've been raised well kid."
by fillbaybay November 14, 2010
Blonde hair and a nice girl, tries really hard to fit and desperatly wants to be popular. not best friends material but is fun to hang around with, very attractive but doesnt know how to dress/wear makeup! good person despite being a wannabe sometimes.
by poplopolo November 23, 2013
by Chris Thomas April 13, 2006
by JZook August 10, 2008
when you fuck up or trip. usually when you are drunk or high. you can also verbal hitch, when you mess up your words. if you hitch and someone calls you on it u gotta touch metal or whoever called it can hit you.
that was a huge hitch!!
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
by Lovelyprince November 14, 2016
The act that occurs when a person or persons stop for a hitchhiker and the vehicle is then stolen by the hitchhiker.
I was driving down the mountain road and saw a hitchhiker, I decided to stop to help and the motherfucker hitched me.
by Dostom February 1, 2015