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Jacob Sartorius's latest bump describing the sexual game of 'hit or miss.' This game is also known by many more popular names such as 'smash as pass.' Within this game, one player asks the other(s) if they would "hit," (referring to sexual activity), or "miss," (not wishing to have sexual activity) a certain person, often famous. When Jacob Sartorius uses it in his song, he is mentioning that he has gained so much power over women since becoming famous. Jacob Sartorius means that now that he is rich, he no longer has to play this game figuritively, he can choose with any woman in the world.
"Yo, Hillary Clinton... Hit or miss?"
"What's this shit why aren't we playing Jacob's bump 'Hit or Miss' right now?!"
"What's this shit why aren't we playing Jacob's bump 'Hit or Miss' right now?!"
by 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 September 01, 2016
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HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA
TRUMP: LIGMA
ME:
HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA
ME:
HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA
by SlavicAutism November 05, 2018
18
Smash or pass
Fuck or not
The song implies she gets fucked a lot and her boyfriend doesn’t kiss her due to the large amount of semen in her mouth. Thus leaving her and never fucking her again.
Fuck or not
The song implies she gets fucked a lot and her boyfriend doesn’t kiss her due to the large amount of semen in her mouth. Thus leaving her and never fucking her again.
by Mikebigyboy January 08, 2019
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I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend
I bet he doesn't kiss ya! (muah)
He gon' find another girl
And he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa!
She took the fucking kids, yuh.
Now I'm cryin'
Don't have no will to live, yuh
I'm gon' get my car and drive off of a bridge, yuh
They gon' find my body
Put me in a ditch, yuh
You got a boyfriend
I bet he doesn't kiss ya! (muah)
He gon' find another girl
And he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa!
She took the fucking kids, yuh.
Now I'm cryin'
Don't have no will to live, yuh
I'm gon' get my car and drive off of a bridge, yuh
They gon' find my body
Put me in a ditch, yuh
Person1: Hit or miss?
Person2: I'm already tracer.
Person1: Shut up
Person2: I bet he doesn't kiss ya
Person2: I'm already tracer.
Person1: Shut up
Person2: I bet he doesn't kiss ya
by ImAlreadyTracer™ January 02, 2019