Noun. The act of logging on to Facebook for a brief interval, usually to check notifications (and post the occasional comment), before logging off in order to not FB Chat with someone.
"John wasn't even online... how did he post a comment?"
"He pulled a FB Hit-and-Run."

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by MoreThanDots September 08, 2010
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Parking your vehicle in a position that allows you to quickly leave the location if need be.
Me and Pedro rolled up to a ghetto ass bar so we parked in the hit and run position in case we needed to get the fuck out of there quick.
by cwood March 20, 2006
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Another technique used by office placebos, when in for a long presentation, the placebo early on, say in the first 5 minutes drop the initial hit-and-run question, which leads everyone (boss/presenter) to believe he's engaged ... this quick hit allows him to run, slip out, disengage for at least the next 30-45 minutes
Jackson : Boy Adam, I hope my hit-and-run question worked, I really need to slip out of the presentation ... I've got lunch plans with Sophi.
Murphy : Don't worry Jackson, I'm pretty sure it did... didn't you see how Miller took notice, he loves when someone from his team speaks up.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
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When you hit someone and run off which leaves them hurt and mad, often making them chase you and tackle you down.
John: i hit someone and ran
Jon: So did I
John: OH! We both did a Hit N' Run!
by TaylorHasRocks August 07, 2015
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find a hoe then fuck em then leave em in the middle of the night with out em knowing
Jack pulled a hit and run on that chicken head last night.
by Pimp master p May 29, 2003
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The act of leaving the scene of an internet chat room without being an active participant in any conversations.
Person 1 & 2: <long conversation>
Person 3: im out
Person 2: da fuk? when were you even here?
Person 1: another damn hit n run
by 1slowhonduh April 10, 2009
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When a bitch is sucking your cock and you ram your dick so far down her throat she throws up and as she is throwing up you cum up her nose when she looks back with a puzzled look you donkey punch the shit out of the bitch causing the cum to shoot out of her nose and mix with the throw up then as she lays there unconscious you walk away and laugh
Hey Josh last night the craziest thing happend this bitch was suckin my cock and she threw up so i cummed up her nose it made me so mad i donkey puched that hell out of her to make a long story short i gave her a hurling hit and run
by The ones and only October 03, 2008
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