person who is a hislope: KNOCK KNOCK!
you: hey, whos there?
person who is a hislope: " GO MOTHER FUCK YOURSELF"
you: why was that funny?
perosn who is a hislope: BECAUSE YOU'RE MOTHER FUCKING RETARTED!

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow