A kick ass kid that can do anything. Essentially a combination of Chuck Norris+Einstein+spaghetti cat+ Samuel Jackson(bad motherfucker) times 1000. This person is usualy either a Leo, pisces, or Scorpio. Can do anything you can do, twice as good. And kick ass at at least one instrument, speaks 2+ languages, and can destroy anything and build it better than what it was.
Hiram could rip out Justin bieber's heart, shove it back down his throat, then everyone will like him and he won't sound like a four year old.
by ZioThr33 April 08, 2011
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A young stud with a big enough package to fill up like 15 girl's mouths.
"Hiram, that was GREAT!"
by Mary-Jane May 22, 2004
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A very handsome guy. Musically talented but not one to brag. Cuddly like a panda yet incredibly charming. His skin is the color of Carmel and tastes just as sweet. He’s tall and flirtatious and like a riddle to figure out but once you do you’re addicted.
“Who’s that incredibly gorgeous man who dresses so well?”

Oh that’s obviously Hiram.”
by Willywinks February 22, 2019
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An outsider, an analyzer, a black cat maneuvering through the streets in the dark. Seeking for an investigation, a story, an adventure.
“Did you hear about that new kid in our school?”
“Oh yeah! That kid is such an Hiram”
by doublehockeystick082 November 18, 2018
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A gay ass kid that fucking sucks big black cock and wears weird things and has no friends
Hiram is fucking gay
by Ddjwjsjxkd May 31, 2017
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Friend 1: wow he has like no hair.

friend 2: what is he? a hiram?
by Namfoodle September 28, 2013
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