OMG! a big word!

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"

Run away!

bob= hey, i love that song that goes 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious'
steve= AHHHHHHH STOP I HATE LONG WORDDZZ
bob= dude i think you must have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
steve= BROO STOP IT SCARES MEEEE

Those who are reading this probably have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

doctor:i think you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia sir, a fear of long words!

Patient: i have hippopotomonssss.....aaaah!!!*starts crying* i cant do this! please! why so long, aaah!! *runs out of the room.*

doctor: they should come up with a shorter name.......

John: Yes, he was quite into the subject of Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Hank: (While Running Away) AHHHHHHH!!!

John's Friend: Whats his problem

John: He has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

"Hey Judy, don't you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?" *Judy runs away frothing at the mouth*

Therapist: "Guy1.... im afraid you have, Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."
Guy1: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *runs to hide behind the desk an starts rocking in a back and forth motion*