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Think bimbo, but actually better.

He's a little slow, but he's trying his best. Big, beefy, almost always has a nice ass and drinks respect women juice. Most of the time the only thing playing in his brain is elevator music.
Just don't make him think to hard and you should be good.
Some iconic himbos include Thor, Kronk and arguably the original himbo himself, Hercules.
by let's go lesbians November 01, 2020
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A man who generally is stupid, but tries hard to be a respectful man.

Like Fred from Scooby Doo.

See bimbo
“Do you support women’s suffrage?”
“No because women shouldn’t suffer!”

“You’re such a himbo.”
by yeehaw42069 April 29, 2020
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Generally, a large (broad, tall, or buff) attractive man, who tends to be not very bright, but usually extremely nice and respectful. Think Kronk from The Emperors New Groove, or maybe a golden retriever.
That guy is totally a himbo, he’s super nice but maybe don’t try to have a deep philosophical conversation with him.
by Beachbot February 23, 2020
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male version of a bimbo. They are usually easy on the eyes but spend more time flexing then using their noggin. If your man's self image is tied into his muscles, level of tan, and body hair distribution...he may be a himbo. If he pouts, makes awkward "sexy" poses, and speaks in third person take a picture you may have spotted a himbo
He looks good but is not that bright, what a himbo!
by aurorarose July 31, 2012
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a himbo is a very dumb man with a heart of gold. a himbo MUST be beefy, stupid, and handsome.

h - heart
i - intellect
m - man (a female himbo is a shimbo/herbo)
b - beef
o - of gold
"what animal is the pink panther?"
"damn it kyle, you're such a himbo"
by raviolii October 21, 2020
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